Taylor Swift in a Mormon temple dress?
It happened.
Well . . . kind of.
QNoor temple dresses recently posted this image below on Instagram, and the comments are pretty hilarious! Our favorites are in BOLD!
Which ones make you laugh the most? Comment below.
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- qnoor_templedress?? SISTER SWIFT GIVEAWAY! BECAUSE HER ALBUM DROPPED TODAY AND IβM FREAKING OUT ?? Ok, if you were here last December you know this giveaway ended up being one of the funniest things to happen on Instagram. Youβll also remember it ruffled some feathers. SO if you think this is tacky (which is kinda is ??ββοΈ) or it makes you madβ¦ shake it off! Just keep scrolling and I love you, sis! ?NOW FOR THE REST OF YOUβ¦ ARE YOU READY FOR IT? Whoever can come up with the best church analogy using a Taylor Swift lyric or title wins a $100 @qnoor_templdress gift card!To Enter β€οΈ Follow @qnoor_templedress
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Note: OBV this is a crap photoshop job. Iβm in no way trying to make it seems like @taylorswift is an actual @qnoor_templedress model. Again, weβre just having some fun! Check the comments for some priceless examples. #lds#mormon#sharegoodness - qnoor_templedressβNow Iβm lying on the cold, hard ground.β When Alms the younger was visited by the angel and was struck. @brookemchambers
- qnoor_templedressβshake it off, shake it offβ yells the YW Res when a 12 year old misses the ball for the tenth time in ward ball. @asharchi
- qnoor_templedressβI used to know my place was a spot next to you. Now Iβm searching the room for an empty seatβ when you are in the same singles ward as your ex. @emma.dy.
- qnoor_templedressβI would lay my armor down if youβd say youβd rather love than fightβ Anti-Nephi-Lehis @lynnlin15
- marcatbaiHaha. This is awesome.
- sidnebBest album. Best Instagram post Iβve ever seen.
- saltldsretreat??? IοΈ Love this so much!
- qnoor_templedress@marcatbai hereβs to hoping it turns out just as well as last time!
- jessimahkuhβAnd Iβm dying to know is it killing you like itβs killing me yeahβ when someone is giving and awkward testimony and you make eye contact with your bff in church @jchappe11
- qnoor_templedress@sidneb right?! I love it all!!
- asharchi@qnoor_templedress oh my gosh I forgot about this!!! This is the best giveaway and only kind I participate in ???
- qnoor_templedress@jessimahkuh iβm crying ???
- asharchi@woodhansee@jellyfellows@snewgator she scroll up to find my quote! She used mine from last year!
- morgankinyon“He said let’s get out of this town
Drive out of the city
Away from the crowds” -when Lehi moved his family into the wilderness ?? - jkpeayThis is hilarious!! @jmyoung@malialady
- mandylynn0208“Dear John, I said that I’d wait while you’re gone. Don’t you think two years to long not to date, you’re in another state…I found a new guy so…you’ll have to go.”
- leah80“And I’m like, I just, I mean, this is exhausting…” when the Saints headed west, like, escaping persecution and trying to like, survive. ?β€οΈ
- qnoor_templedress@leah80 YES
- cheyenneholyoak“I’ve been breakin’ hearts a long time, and Toyin’ with them older guys” every 18 y/o girl in the singles ward?
- rebt4224If anyone does anything or says anything to offend you at church just βSHAKE IT OFF… SHAKE OFF…I-I-I SHAKE IT OFF.β ?
- qnoor_templedress@mandylynn0208???
- mckay5687βYou be the prince and Iβlol be the Princess, itβs a love story, Baby just say yes!!β- Says every girl at BYU on their second date! ??Our favorite Taylor Swift look-alike that is LDS? Monica Moore Smith of course!
- qnoor_templedress?? SISTER SWIFT GIVEAWAY! BECAUSE HER ALBUM DROPPED TODAY AND IβM FREAKING OUT ?? Ok, if you were here last December you know this giveaway ended up being one of the funniest things to happen on Instagram. Youβll also remember it ruffled some feathers. SO if you think this is tacky (which is kinda is ??ββοΈ) or it makes you madβ¦ shake it off! Just keep scrolling and I love you, sis! ?NOW FOR THE REST OF YOUβ¦ ARE YOU READY FOR IT? Whoever can come up with the best church analogy using a Taylor Swift lyric or title wins a $100 @qnoor_templdress gift card!To Enter β€οΈ Follow @qnoor_templedress
- missphotogeek“I can hear them whisper as we pass by / It’s a bad sign, bad sign / Something happens when everybody finds out / See the vulture circling in dark cloud / Love’s a fragile little flame, it could burn out” When you first start dating someone in a singles ward. @kellysuew
- mackenziedeanneHere is a not-really-funny-but-still-applicable one….
- rileytaylorsmithIβm sorry, the old Riley canβt come to the phone right now. Why? because sheβs been sanctified by Jesus Christ
- sidnebβIt was so nice throwing big parties
Jumping in the pool from the balcony
Everyone swimming in a champaign sea
And there are no rules when you show up here. Bass beat rattling the chandelier
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole yearβ- Peeps at the great and spacious building, until they realize it doesnβt last?? Too much? Hahahaha - hazel__skyβHey Stephen, I could give you fifty reasons why I should be the one you chooseβ because I already made the list at a young womenβs activity ?
- mandylynn0208About 2 months into waiting for a missionary
- mackenziedeanne@mackenziedeanne βwhen IοΈ was drowning thatβs when IοΈ could finally breathe.β BAPTISM!
- loveburstsβSay you’ll remember me
Standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset …Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreamsβ Saying goodbye to your true love in the premortal life. - mackwood84@kpetey10
- asharchi“I don’t like your little games
Don’t like your tilted stage
The role you made me play
Of the fool, no, I don’t like you” complains the Mia Maid during the Stake ‘Play In A Day’ activity. - hmiles09βWelcome to New York, itβs been waiting for you…welcome to New Yorkβ says the Mission President as he picks up a new missionary from the airport
- mackenziedeanne@mackenziedeanne βtoday is never too late to be brand new.β REPENTANCE!
- mackenziedeanneβMy mind forgets to remind me your a bad ideaβ to donuts on fast Sunday!
- hazel__skyβYou are the best thing thatβs ever been mineeeeeβ says the Laurel after her first date
- stephaniemeyet“Long live the walls we crashed through, I had the time of my life with you.” Alma and Amulek post prison wall collapse.
- abbysalz“Why? The old Taylor is dead” but even the old Taylor will be resurrected in the second coming….
- psgroves@veroliv28 read these!! ???
- hmiles09βStand there like a ghost shakin from the rain. She opens up the door and says are you insane.β Says the girl who opens the door to the missionary she has been writing as he stands there right after being released from his mission
- sidneb@leah80 hahahaha
- remimaeβyou belong with meeeeee. you belong with me.β a young girl at byui after she has ring checked an rm.
- anessa_howardβOnce upon a time,
I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eyeβ at a mutual activity. - jaynaedwardsβI’m no one special, just another wide eyed girl who’s desperately in love with you. Give me a photograph to hang on my wall, superstarβ when that YSA elders quorum President is righteous AND handsome
- hayleysue00“Dear John” letters… pretty self explanatory ?
- lynnlin15βSo many things IοΈ wish IοΈ knew, but the story of us might be ending soonβ-Mormon
- thehealthycreative_?
- jaynaedwards@alexyssann
- wynter.h.simonson“I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time” -Jesus Christ.
- kathryn_angelica“Are you ready for it?” What someone asks you right after you just got sealed.. ?
- jennikasβI was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me, I guess you didn’t careβ βwhen the bishop asks you to speak in sacrament ? and you give every excuse but he still makes you speak. - emmaleashepherd“I don’t like your little games, don’t like your tilted stage, the role you made me play- of the fool- no I don’t like you” @satan
- josee_darlene@mara.ross read all these comments ??
- qnoor_templedress@wynter.h.simonson lolz
- qnoor_templedress@kathryn_angelica ??? too good
- rebeccahpeteLaman and Lemuel to Nephi when he gave all the gold to Laban… “this is why we can’t have nice things”
- sidnebβReputation precedes me, they told you I’m crazy. I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves meβ. Joseph Smith to Emma while dating.
- jennikas@jennikas@romosman π
- sarahosborne12“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed as a day dream.” Delilah to Sampson ??
- jennikas@jennikas@romosman π
- astirlinglife@amanduhjay23
- kathryn_angelica@lalucenith
- pamelafabelaβplease donβt be in love with someone else, please donβt have somebody waiting on youβ when thereβs a cute new missionary in your ward
- sidneb@wynter.h.simonson haha!!
- simplystoddardβCuz when youβre 15β and youβre like crap I canβt date until Iβm 16.
- alspangβI should just tell you to leave cuz IοΈ.. know exactly where it leads…β Says a young engaged Mormon couple
- ashhillyoung@aturn22 ?
- ashhillyoung@addihauni ?
- hmiles09βWe never go out of style, they never go out of styleβ thinks the Mormon mom to herself as she flips through a Victoria secret magazine
- bekahmpetersonβTouch me and youβll never be aloneβ okay this is more spiritually than funny but Christ to everyone. Stay on his side and youβll never be alone
- sarahosborne12@tenilleosborne
- des_carltonβSo itβs gonna be forever or itβs gonna go down in flames!β Is the short version of how to scare someone to follow commandments and getting to the Temple. ?
- erinkhumphriesFrom so it goes βI know what you know
We can feel itβ what the missionaries say after an investigator feels the spirit - chelsieaiono@kalliwillardson
- chelsieaiono@chloekepner
- sidneb@klp2675@angiecdavenport@debriley21@amyalinearnold some of these are just toooo good.
- victoria.duchessofstockton“Are we outta the woods yet, are we outta the woods?” Beehives first year of girls camp ?
- tawnycmayK what? Why would anyone be mad about this? What the heck is wrong with people today haha.
- missyoung02βbut what can I say. Youβre gorgeous.β When you try on your QNoor temple dress for the first time and look in the mirror. ?β€οΈ
- victoria.duchessofstockton@victoria.duchessofstockton@1034_heidi
- pamelafabela@brittanyangela30@preslee_rae@kaj1095
- courtneylijohnson?βThe stakes are high, the waters rough, but this love is oursβ- Christ speaking to Peter β΅οΈ?
- heathernil@emmanilsenn
- shellre88Well I guess we can actually hope that she would be in the temple dress someday
- erinkhumphries@sara.e.gardner
- carismin.realtorstgWeird
- courtneylijohnson@pamelafabela ??????
- taylorberhow@annesfiala not for the giveaway just cuz
- taylorberhow@annesfiala not for the giveaway just cuz
- traciedanielβNice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things Magic, madness, heaven, sinβ Meeting your primary class! ?
- naomiharasti“Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?” –every Beehive on her first girls camp hike.
- naomiharasti@gabriellepants ?this is an awesome giveaway, you should read all the comments. Haha
- mckennarobbWe were both young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and the daydream starts I’m standing there….in front of the temple β‘
- mypeoplearecrazyLol!
- josie_mae98Looking at the empty space next to mine in Family Search…”I’ve got a blank space baby, and I’ll write your name.” @jessholiday_
- elllieburtonβIοΈ know Iβm gonna be with you….are you ready for it?β Getting prepared now to live with Him again someday ?
- kelseywalkenhorst“… Are you ready for it?” -Any lesson about the second coming ever. @allyson_salgado@jessie.schneider@kristanbullock
- mckennarobb@mattandjess5
- hallcamiβYou could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day. Well I get so confused and frustratedβ …when youβre on a role reading the BoM and you hit the Isaiah chapters in 2nd Nephi ???ββοΈ
- sav.grossarth“The old Laban can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because he’s dead” Nephi to Zoram.
- ridges009“I’m sorry the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh cause she’s dead.” When someone’s been converted and given up their old ways an old lifestyle
- kalliepackerβ honey, I rose up from the deadβ Christ to Mary after he came out of the tomb.
- magansimmons@alexapack Iβm dyyyying
- missmindymus@josie_mae98 ???????
- lindseybroinβYou and me we got big reputations, ahhh! And youβve heard about me ohhh…β every morning missionary ever
- qnoor_templedress@missyoung02 IοΈ see what you did there ??????
- melissawhipThese are hilarious ? I am not worthy of such skills!
- the_little_mama_that_canβI knew you were golden when we walked in…β -Missionaries????
- the_little_mama_that_can@andreaempey@k_walsh09
- jodee_bleggi_rogers?
- kelsey_says@qnoor_templedress These are sooooo goood ????
- qnoor_templedress@tawnycmay ??ββοΈ??ββοΈ??ββοΈ some felt like IοΈ was trying to make it seem like she legit modeled for me or that it was bad
- qnoor_templedress@shellre88 you know Iβm hoping for it!
- qnoor_templedress@carismin.realtorstg just having some fun ?
- reagan.n.watsonβ Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with?
The girl in the dress
Wrote you a song, you shouldβve known.β When you write off your missionary … ? - trilbytreble“If you could see that I’m the one who understands you, been here all along.” ~Jesus to Taylor?
- dani.allan@chels.uken you need to read these ?
- bridgette.armi@maggiec717 you have to read these??
- miss_alyss11βDid you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted
Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it’s all rusted
Did you have to hit me, where I’m weak? Baby, I couldn’t breathe
And rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like you’re laughing right at meβ – when the Bishopric asks you to give a talk in sacrament meeting. - ninandjune@sav.grossarth oh my gosh. This is so good. ?
- jlarsen@ilindseyanne read these. Haha Come up with one!
- kalliepackerβLook what you made me doβ Eve to Satan
- hannahldayβCuz Heβs (Jesus) the reason for the teardrops on my scriptures! The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star.β (Teardrops on my Guitar)
- alittlealejaIβm crying this is too good
- kierstenjrichardsonβYou donβt have to call anymore / i wonβt pick up the phoneβ all my investigators ?
- ninandjune@morgankinyon YES!!!
- kalliepackerβ I donβt like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to meβ -Satan
- alexandria.dobson@jesshouseholder
- miss_alyss11@emilydixon222
- k.terranovaHeaven…. βAre you ready for it?β
- k.terranova@tia.moe@kcart11@kmoesby@ohanaisfamily6 READ THESE AND DO IT!
- mlehnardtIβm so glad youβre doing this again! Sometimes when Iβm down IοΈ go back and read the comments from last year just for a laugh. ?
- kierstenjrichardsonβOnly bought this dress so you could take it off, take it offβ every Mormon girl after her sealing
- ninandjune@stephaniemeyet ???
- whitdelahunty“Going to church is like driving a new Maserati down the road to the celestial kingdom” plan of salvation!
- blakeyandthecrewβNice to meet you, where youβve been? IοΈ can show incredible thingsβ [when you get a new visiting teaching assignment and you go for your first visit ?] @randii_shea_foster@fit_as_rayn@blair_brittany
- brookegrahamhackett???
- marystallingsT-Swift having a heart to heart with Paul after he was stoned in Lystraβ?Donβt you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.
- micaelamarie25I Know Places talks about running for a place to hide, a safe place. It’s like going to the temple. In the temple in safe from my everyday fears, problems and stress.
- flashrose22βYouβre beautiful every little piece,Love. And donβt cha know, youβre really gonna be someone. Ask anyone… stay beautiful.β All young women lessons.
- espeedbResurrection morning: βIβm sorry, the old Taylor canβt come to the phone right now. Why? Cause sheβs dead!!β
- flashrose22@kortneejo
- katelyn_stutz“So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames”???…the second coming?
- ninandjune@traciedaniel YES!!! ?
- qnoor_templedress@jamesthemormon this thread is calling your name
- sami.nielsen@jennayeee this is hilarious ?
- sallie.bergesonβSay youβll remember meβ – the sacrament prayer
- mandylynn0208“You are the best thing that’s ever been mine” when you buy your first qnoor temple dress when you’re preparing to go through the temple for the first time ?
- newadditiondesignsThese are too funny ???
- h_eaton“Are you ready for it?” … second coming, mission, temple, marriage…
- teffiedoraβI go on too many dates. But I canβt make them stay,β -Memoir of a Singles Ward-
- mplatt07“In the middle of the night, in my dreams… You should see the things we do.”- Lehi to all his sons about the tree of life
- kalliepackerβIn the middle of the night, in my dreams, Iβm going to be with youβ-Lehiβs dream of the tree of life.
- veroliv28@somethinglikeoliviaaa
- macs.a.la.mode“Nice to meet you, where you been? I can show you incredible things. Magic, madness heaven, sin” -missionaries out tracting!!
- k.terranovaChrist: βI’m the one who understands you Been here all along so why can’t you seeβ
- jordantrejoβIt was good, never looking down and right there where we stood was holy groundβ – normal reaction after going to temple square ?
- redsoxjenny@qnoor_templedress ???
- hannahisraelsen“Can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you, been here all along so why can’t you seeeeee, you belong with meeeeee, you belong with me!” -Rachel when she had to wait 14 years to marry Jacob including 7 when her dad tricked him into marrying her older sis #awkward
- kalliepackerβIsland breeze and lights down lowβ lehiβs family voyage to the Americas
- heathermar_βCause when youβre fifteen, somebody tells you they love you youβre gonna believe themβ ….except you canβt because you canβt date until youβre sixteen….
- joni.beachβBut I got smarter I got harder in the. Ick of time. Honey I rose up from the dead i do it all the timeβ -second coming
- k_ashment“Some boys are tryin’ too hard, he don’t try at all though Younger than my exes, but he act like such a man, so I see nothing better, I keep him forever” BYU senior dating a new RM.
- hannahisraelsen“Someday I’ll be living in a big old city, and all you’re ever gonna be is mean. Why you gotta be so mean?” -Nephi to Laman & Lemuel
- camarion12@anna9517@brittanyalynn_
- kamberlirossβI just want to know you, know you, know you better now….everything has changedβ the new visiting teaching program
- briannacraigβMy babys fly like a jet stream, high above the whole scene, loves me like Iβm brand newβ Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ looking on from heaven with a perfect love for us!
- angelathebraveI watch superman fly away
You’ve got a busy day today
Go save the world, I’ll be around
I watch superman fly away
Come back I’ll be with you someday
I’ll be right here on the ground
When you come back down – when your missionary leaves on their mission ??? - hannahisraelsen@rachellehuber@rachl.kennedy@missaudreysuedesigns@sabrinaheaps@hholland448@bclarke.23 I think you guys would enjoy these comments! ?
- kamberlirossNow I feel the need to jam to some Taylor Swift while I clean my house?
- searlesquaredβIοΈ stay out too late got nothin in my brain …β -BYU honor code during finals week. @sssbosley@kayanaharman@loueames
- hannahisraelsen@windmillwords@lizadoomuch Read all these comments you will die ?
- searlesquared@searlesquared correction i
- k.terranova@qnoor_templedress IοΈ can only enter one?! But IοΈ have so many!
- haigomezβLet the games begin, let the games begin, let the games begin. Are you ready for it?β -Captain Moroni (marching into battle! )????
- angelathebrave@harleyannmoody@janicaellen this thread ???
- kall.hillamβStay stay stayβ says the missionaries to an investigator
- kalliepackerβ so itβs going to be forever, or itβs going down in flamesβ – God to sodom and Gomorrah
- kall.hillamβCause when youβre fifteen and someone tells you they love youβ you still donβt go on a date because youβre fifteen not sixteen.
- highdesertartist@ashie_tegan
- briannamccullough92@megannn_lynn this thread ?
- hannahisraelsen“Wish I’d never grown up” -Everyone on fast Sunday walking past the nursery kids eating fishy crackers
- annelijasmine@stephaniemeyet ???
- kalliepackerβ younger than my (Axes), but he act like such a manβ sons of Helaman
- kall.hillamβWhy ya gotta be so meanβ the saints to their persecutors…. sorry for the million post- on a road trip with a bunch of swifties ??
- rachl.kennedy@hannahisraelsen Too perfect ??
- janicaellen@angelathebrave ??
- myhappyoilylife@eastcoastlythgoes & @poseykt.24 please read these! Iβm dying! @em_perkins87 youβve seen this, right?! ?????
- sswerd9@smithbrooklynn12 these comments though ?
- jebbamarieβand tonight I’m going out on a date
With your best friend, he always liked me anywayβ – Said to her ex-fiancΓ© when she dumps him for his roommate who happens to be his best friend… and then she and the roommate get married a few months later and enjoy their eternal marital bliss! (Tell me you havenβt seen this scenario played out in real life more than once in a singles ward?!?! You canβt make this stuff up people!! ?) - kall.hillamβCause now we got bad bloodβ Lamen and Lemuel to nephi
- hannahisraelsen“Ooh, look what you made me do, look what you made me do, look what you just made me do look what you just made me do.” -Nephi taking Zoram hostage
- wendywilbur“I’ve got a list of names..and yours is in red underline”. -Bishop as they reorganize the RS ?
- annelijasmine@lindsaypeach12 did you read these??? Iβm dead hahah
- xankulia@drewmarcucci@gillimarcucci youβll die at this thread ???
- drewmarcucci@xankulia unreal ???
- betsyb9Hahahahaha
- betsyb9???
- kalliepacker@juliehpacker@mandylynnkailing this is super funny!
- carolynandspencerβRose gardens filled with thornsβ when Adam & Eve partake of the fruit ?
- courtneylynenos@katelynjboren you got this
- maya.running?Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Donβt you think nineteenβs too young” ? -Two weeks after making the promise that you were going to wait for John on his mission ? - pjaner23βI donβt like your little games donβt like your tilted stage, the role you made me play of the fool. No, i donβt like you.β Korihor speaking to Satan after he gets trampled. So morbid sorry! @qnoor_templedress
- kairoakes@natnatlewis and @danger_dale I feel like you two could win this!!
- pjaner23Prodigal son or Satan-Jesus βI donβt like your kingdom keys they once belonged to me. You ask me for a place to sleep locked me out and threw a feast. (What!) @qnoor_templedress
- shylakunzThat one time Jesus resurrected and was like “I’m sorry, the old Jesus can’t come to the phone right now…why? Cause he’s dead.” ?
- pjaner23@qnoor_templedress Sorry i did two!
- livie_1wIβm a daughter of God βcause baby I can build a castle out of all the bricks they throw at meβ
- livie_1w@maddaymw
- livie_1w@caroleemakayla
- livie_1w@lindsayw420
- livie_1w@em.c.ham611
- livie_1w@elliemishay_
- livie_1w@starbuck_bri
- kall.hillamβIοΈ donβt wanna live foreverβ the other 9 nephites. Not the 3 nephites
- hthr_scott@josie_mae98 WIN!
- sydneycreer“Oh, a simple complication. Miscommunications lead to fall-out. So many things that I wish you knew, so many walls that I can’t break through.” When you lose an investigator on the mission.
- shelligrinsOh darling, donβt you ever grow up, donβt you ever grow up, just stay this little… oh darling donβt you ever grow up it could stay this simple- what am IοΈ talking Iβve got a bench full of you kiddos and IοΈ canβt wait for you to go to nursery!
- kalliepackerβCause, baby, now we’ve got bad blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you’ve done.ββοΏ½- Moses to pharaoh during the plagues
- allieloud@kaitbethcliff@maddyjo13@kamillielou time to put your unique set of skills to work girls!!!
- mmmmwilliamsThis one is straight up by my mom. When I was on my mission, I was having a super rough patch (companion went home early, lots of pressure from zone leaders, etc.) My mom did not just copy and paste the lyrics to Shake It Off, but typed out the whole song to try and inspire me. Every line she connected to one of my struggles. ? The “haters” were Satan’s followers. Now whenever I hear Shake It Off, I go into hard core missionary mode and picture shaking Satan off of my back. ???ββοΈ?
- valweechβIt feels like a perfect night to dress up like sister
And sit with our own sexes, uh uh, uh uh.
It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight
To show some love to ancestors, uh uh, uh uh.β @teeshagoodman throw it down, gurrrl! ??? - kjerstenadams@qnoor_templedress PLEASE just choose @taylorswift as the winner and send her a QNoor. She needs the love of the club.
- valweech*sisters
- simplystoddard@kaitielu do this ?
- anikojensenβThen you come around again and say, βBaby, i miss you and i swear im gonna change, trust me.β Remember how that lasted for a day?β -The Lord to Laman and Lemuel
- shilo.leslie“There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have.”–Satan in regards to body, family, etc.
- hthr_scottβI knew you were trouble when you walked in…β the way the nursery leaders look at my son as he runs into class ?
- nataleejanderson@harlee_maxwell@kylielynnm read these ??
- becca_thayne@meggywhitt
- madsbrwnI’m dying bless you
- sallie.bergeson@lindslongmore I feel like you would rock this giveaway, no one knows tswift better than you!
- sophieweech“Look what you made me do” -The Lord after he flooded the earth.
- alishahatchβSo it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flamesβ -dating for temple marriage. @marshmeowlorie - kalliepackerI was a flight risk, with a fear of fallin’
Wondering why we bother with love β βοΏ½Jonah and the whale ? - alyssalee93βIβve got a blank space baby, and Iβll write your nameβ what IοΈ say to the new cute guy in the awkward YSA ward
- hannahisraelsen“Are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods?” -Laman & Lemuel on the longest camping trip of their lives
- haleyamccormick@darynfrisch read these ?
- karleerudd@shanaeburgin ?
- kalliepackerβDo you remember, we were sittin’, there by the water?
You put your arm around me for the first timeβ β Dads as he talks about baptizing his 8 year old. - jan.bergesonβItβs been a while since I have even heard from youβ – Jesus when you forget to pray ????
- carlechristaYES I wanted this so bad last year I appreciate the chance for some redemption ?
- emkupβYou took a swing, I took it hard. And down here from the ground I see who you are.β -Me, last Sunday after teaching my sunbeams.
- carlechristaβYou belong with meβ I whisper quietly to the last brownie at YSA break the fast.
- laurendevard“I knew you were trouble when you walked in” David to Bethsheba
- beautifuleffortβAre we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good.β -leaving our daughter in nursery. - calderwood2009@calderwooddiana !!!!!!!!
- kalliepackerβShe’s cheer captain
And I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you’re looking for has been here the whole timeββοΏ½βRachel to Jacob (Jacob had to marry Leah and serve his FIL for 7 years before he could marry Rachel) - alyalyoxnfreeβShouldβve said no, you shouldβve gone homeβ – bishop during repentance process (I semi feel bad for bringing the repentance process into this haha…)
- carlechristaβI know places.β βme, as a mish, eyebrow arched, teaching the Plan of Salvation.
- kayanaharman@lisatheia i feel like you could come up with the best quote ever!
- ashleysouthard@lindz1149@jnna23@sabrinasouthard23 read these comments ???
- hannahisraelsen@sav.grossarth Dying over this! ?
- hannahisraelsen@sav.grossarth Dying over this! ?
- hannahisraelsen@sav.grossarth Dying over this! ?
- alyalyoxnfreeβThe time will come for us to finally win, and weβll sing hallelujah, hallelujah.β – me and my single friends (over the age of 23) in Provo when we watch 18 year olds getting married.
- darynfrisch@haleyamccormick oh my gosh, these are amazing.
- emmajanewaldron“Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a day dream” Satan whispers
- emmajanewaldron“This is a big world, that was a small town there in my rear view mirror disappearing now” -leaving the Provo MTC
- alyalyoxnfreeβI go back to December all the timeβ – trying to remember Jesus all year round.
- emmajanewaldron2 AM who do you love? – lying in bed sleepless until 9 AM #BYUhonorcode
- emmajanewaldron“Today is never late to be brand new” -bishop at the end of his testimony *mic drop
- emmajanewaldronAre we out of the woods yet? are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? – *panic eyes @ bff when 28 yr old EQP approached you at a YSA activity
- sophieweech@samsher7
- sophieweech@lothompson comments
- sophieweech@summershayallen comments…
- jnjo.u“I go on too many dates. But I can’t make them stay. At least that’s what people saaaayyy.” . . . When your asked why your still in YSA??ββοΈ.
- emmajanewaldron“Just because you’re clean, doesn’t mean you don’t miss it” -Satan whispering
- jessiealexise@sidneb favorite
- hannahisraelsen“And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now.” -Moroni looking around when he’s the only righteous person left ?
- julie_marie036βIt seems like thereβs always someone who disapproves, they judge it like they know about me and you.β -An engaged YSA couple who dated two weeks.
- alyalyoxnfreeβItβs like Iβve got this music, in my mind saying itβs gonna be alright.β The Holy Ghost.
- emmajanewaldron“Loves a game, wanna play?” -every provo allstars thinking
- alyalyoxnfree@brynniebeee
- miyamotochanβNice to meet you. Where you been? I can show you incredible things!β – missionaries to strangers @rachelanneandy
- hannahisraelsen@qnoor_templedress Sorry I just saw the one entry/person rule & I’ve already done like 5 or 6 but I’m having too much fun here #sorrynotsorry
- erin__reynoldsβMaybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much, and maybe this thing was a masterpiece til you tore it all upβ-says Joseph Smith to Martin Harris. ?
- kaitbethcliff“It got lost in translation.” -The Plan of Salvation, the Trinity, Infant Baptism, pretty much the entirety of the Bible.
- kayleasouthwickβAll youβre ever gonna be is mean, and a liar… and pathetic… and alone in life and… meanβ- every anti Mormon piece of literature
- itzel_ya“You ruined my life, by not being mine”. Said Satan to all of Christ disciples
- chsed“My mind forgets to remind me that you’re a bad idea”– The natural man & sin
- alyalyoxnfreeGod: βAre you ready for it?β Us: βlet the games begin.β -us before coming to the earth. …..Also just realized you said one per person and Iβve done way more than that… haha Iβm done now ?β οΈ
- itzel_ya“There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have” Laban to Nephi and his brothers when they offered their riches in return for the records of the Jews
- kayla_brown217βItβs a lovestory, baby just say yes!β Says every couple as theyβre walking out of the temple, freshly sealed for time and all eternity ??
- aubree_egbertβI donβt trust nobody and nobody trusts me..β -Judas Iscariot
- ericargreen13@_kristinhale_
- itzel_ya“I got a list of names and yours is in red underline”. Missionaries to investigators
- aubree_egbert@haileylasky these are hilarious!!! ?
- allthingsbrighten@mccallamberly
- peaceofsunshine11For when you use family search when you’re not married “I’ve got a blank space baby, and I’ll write your name.”
- peaceofsunshine11@jennatelligent371
- peaceofsunshine11@alex_jensen18
- peaceofsunshine11@melody_walker10
- peaceofsunshine11@happy_sunshine_peeps
- kaceecam@stagramer ??????
- peaceofsunshine11@happy_sunshine_peeps
- heynat1??
- mrs.katiemay4Hey Stephen, I know looks can be deceiving, but I know I saw a light in you- says every missionary to their investigator
- mrs.katiemay4@bryn_for_the_win
- tenilleosborne“Still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore.” -says no mormon ever
- tehya_jensenRead these! @bryt_hudman
- haileehensonMe as an EFY counselor, trying to convince 14 year olds to dance: “I never miss a beat, I’m lightning on my feet and that’s what they donβt see, that’s what they donβt see. I’m dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go, and that’s what they don’t know, thatβs what they donβt know.” @_feli95@tadespain@isabelldrake_@beckyrexnuckols@lisacheneytracy@katilynnharris@ejen95
- shuebβThis is the golden age of something good and right and realβ The restoration!!
- pittcrew2010When you think Tim McGraw I hope you think my favorite song the one we danced to all night long.-Every single youth dance?
- itzel_ya“But do you honestly expect me to believe we could ever be the same?” The adversary telling you that your mistakes can’t be forgiven
- michelletay_@cherie.andersen read these!!!
- h_eaton@kaitbethcliff The entirety of The Bible… come on… do you know how much of the BofM is directly quoted from The Bible? Do you not realize the sacrifice made to bring The Bible to the commoner? I like fun but please don’t say that about the word of God.
- nancyvβI want to his initial on a chain round my neck, not because he owns me but because [He] knows me… because he loves me like Iβm brand newβ β€οΈβ€οΈ? @melissamcnees@katherine09@magfish21@carolinerj15@j_cobes@sarajo812
- h_eaton@sophieweech ?
- kewlzebraTake a deep breath girl-it’s your very first day (on a mission) take a deep breath as you walk through the doors (of the mtc)
- summershayallen@elenafree just seems like something you’d enjoy?maybe? ?
- hannyowensTaylor swift is a ????, and we all know who else is ? @srpicard
- katelynjborenβWeβre happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same timeβ -YSA ward
- somethinglikeoliviaaaCall it what you want toβthe promptings of the Spirit
- somethinglikeoliviaaaYouβre so gorgeous, I canβt wait to see you in white…
- somethinglikeoliviaaaNow we got bad blood, cuz I didnβt visit you last month. So take a look what Iβve done, and I promise you next month! (Home teaching)
- somethinglikeoliviaaaA couple stares across the altar. A tear rolls down her cheek and she whispers *look what you made me do*
- somethinglikeoliviaaaOops, I missed one entry per person…but donβt pretend these arenβt gold
- veroliv28@somethinglikeoliviaaa Moreee
- katelynjborenβSay youβll remember me, standing in a white dress, standing in the airport, babeβ -to missionary
- courtneylynenos@katelynjboren killing me
- qnoor_templedress@h_eaton IοΈ think she may be referring to the need of the restoration. But no worries. Iβm sure all in good heart ?
- qnoor_templedress@h_eaton IοΈ think she may be referring to the need of the restoration. But no worries. Iβm sure all in good heart ?
- erin__reynolds@marliesrobinson@cassandraskyway@marianne_jeo
- celestesant Me: “I’m perfectly fine, I live on my own. I made up my mind, I’m better off being alone.” “I’m just a girl trying to find her place in this world.””but we got bills to pay. We got nothing figured out.” And I wish you were right here right now, it’s all good. I wish you would.” CHRIST: “You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray, and I stood there loving you and wished them all away.” ME: “I have an excellent father. His strength is making me stronger.” “Been losing grips on sinking ships. You showed up just in time”
- celestesant@jen_lang_
- celestesant@jeffsarahsant
- celestesant@jengunnell
- rebeccatannerβ…nothing safe is worth the drive and IοΈ would follow you, follow you Home ? Iβll follow you, follow you Homeβ β Because the purpose of the gospel is βto comfort the afflicted and afflict the comforted.β (Pres. Lee) to make it Home!
- celestesant@maripbeck
- celestesant@maddyg.lang
- celestesant@chellemoon16
- celestesant@mrschrislang
- rebeccatanner@nekelk@latinalany@emilybott15 some of these are hilarious ?
- mattandjess5@mckennarobb I love you so much??
- megarajonesThe caption ???? @michellesalazarxo
- ryansgirl34?
- emmaleashepherd“Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?” -Laman and Lemuel
- kalliepackerβDon’t pretend it’s such a mystery
Think about the place where you first met me.β Pre earth ? life - emily_theobald18TS: IοΈ can make the bad guys good for a weekend.. Missionaries: IοΈ can make the bad guys good for eternity!
- _thelittlewife“look what you made me do” exactly what Satan says when we do something wrong so we say it!
- _thelittlewife@qlyxandria
- _thelittlewife@amandams18
- kalliepackerβ I switch to the other side
To the other si-i-i-i-ideβ
Alma the younger and the sons of Mosiah after they repented and started to preach the gospel. - mrs_searsβare we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods? are we in the clear yet, in the clear yet?β -BYU girls trying to have the DTR talk with the guy who secretly only sees them as a NCMO (wow so many Mormon acronyms I made myself cringe ?)
- lizzie_outdoorsWhen we give Satan our agency and we wonder “look what you made me do”. So just don’t let Satan have power over by you by making the right choice in the first place.
- mplatt07I’m just gonna say it because it’s too good- “this is why we can’t have nice things” as I write my tithing checks?
- katie4sberg@wonderwoman_secretidentity this seems right up your alley!
- katelynjboren@maren_rebecca@jessicakulina@hoonani.enos
- haileyjones@qnoor_templedress awesome. So awesome.
- myinstaham“ooh, ooh we could get married. Have ten kids and teach them how to dream…” Mormon girls at the end of a first date. @lizaafaith@hellocharlotteallen
- qnoor_templedress@mplatt07 lolololololol
- haileyjones@josie_mae98 hahaha
- emajen98@debyj91
- emajen98@laurenlizhall
- michelley_anneOnce upon a time,
I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eye
And we caught onto something … Were you just kidding?
‘Cause it seems to me, this thing is breaking down
We almost never speak
I don’t feel welcome anymore (a missionary to someone they were teaching discussions to!) - emajen98@emilykayegibb
- emajen98@emilygibbbeauty
- emajen98@eleahsc
- emajen98@lsmann711
- thelittlepeacock@13kellyanne youβd appreciate these
- emajen98When your eternal companion leaves heaven to go to earth you sing “say you’ll remember me…”
- katiedid18“Dear John…”
- mckenziescow“She wears short skirts.. I wear t-shirts”.. because modest is hottest!
- emajen98This giveaway would be awesome for me! I’m about to go through the temple before my mission and I LOVE your temple dresses!
- katiedid18@lizzie_carter@emmaleecarter
- suzzawesomeGod on the day of Christ birth, βAre you ready for it?β
- suzzawesomeβAll my flowers grew back as thornsβ -Adam, after being cast out
- h_eaton@qnoor_templedress Like I said, I am all for fun,probably just being overly sensitive ?
- catronkyWard prayer: “there I was again tonight. Forcing laughter, faking smiles, same old tired lonely place. Walls of insecurity, shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face.”
- mckenziescow@cassidy.johnson.982@ambrwood@crl_ann@happieshanellie@katesheanshang@crow_lau hope this makes you laugh like it did me ?
- millovee@katiedid18 ?????
- milloveeI’m such a Swiftie and can think of a billion things, but I think I like just kicking back and laughing at these comments cause a lot of these ideas are classic Mormon things ?????????
- aturn22@ashhillyoung lol this is awesome!
- mallerydickson“There’s the silence, there’s my last chance, I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me”. What you feel when no one is getting up to bear their testimony.
- mallerydickson@shaylynnright
- madeleine.merrell“All I knew, this morning when I woke, is I know something now, know something now that I didn’t before”…… King Lamoni
- lindsjacobsonthank you. just, thank you! ???
- lindsjacobson@lindaeliffe i know you have something to add to these comments!!!
- swilcox4@tricia.kw get on it girl!
- celiarobbins“I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around, My faith in you was fading, When I met you on the outskirts of town” – when the the girl (Julie?) FINALLY MEETS her eternal companion at the end of Saturday’s Warrior ????ββοΈ
- celiarobbins@larsonkaty I’m sure you could come up with something clever with your writing skills!! You’d love this!
- blewsclews03“Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in” When you’re the nursery leader and that “one” toddler walks in.
- knittinbrit@krazyfrom3 you e got to be able to come up with something for this, you swiftie fangirl
- hthr_scott@azclarkey@sarahsee4@lmheiner
- susannetingey@emmaleashepherd IοΈ vote for yours!!! So good.
- sydiepaigeβI knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me nowβ visiting and home teachers ?? @xxbadison@victoria.e.rosa@lizziecard@kells_bells95@adrihone
- celiarobbins“Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet?” – All parents after surviving sacrament meeting with small children ?
- crystanfur_robinAfter you’ve repented of a sin “we are never ever, ever getting back together.
- lydiapearlmorrisβAll I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.β -Going through the temple for the first time! @k8_emorris please read all these comments ? - bryt_hudman@tehya_jensen D.Y.I.N.G ??
- rachellegilbert“Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed as a daydream” -nursery after daylight savings time ??? @daniellesouthern12@nickellemick@kal_gal22
- katelynjboren@michael_boren
- naomilmorgan@myinstaham THISSSSS ONE ??????
- paperbackw@laurentrout
- sumbum14@brookiewilliams89
- danisumsEasily my favorite giveaway to date ? hmmm…. When your YSA bishop gets real like βno, nothing good happens in a getaway carβ
- danisums@brennawyson i know you could come up with something good
- laurencollierphotoGot a long list of ex home teachers, theyβll tell you Iβm insane. ?? @merwalk this is the best thing ?
- deblue@chrissy_lamb hereβs a contest for you! Youβd come up with something great!
- sylvia_rosenkrans@rileytaylorsmith@k8hemmy
- sylvia_rosenkrans@qnoor_templedress@k8hemmy@lilfaldy
- ambrwood*member of bishopric looking for people to give talks*
Me: βIf you come my way, just don’t.β - ambrwood@mckenziescow@hollsmith@cassidy.johnson.982@kaitlynlangfordwilliams
- daniellespangler@stephyounger you must read these comments!
- michelley_anneThe waters high, youβre jumping into it. – baptism
- sylvia_rosenkrans@emmaleashepherd@k8hemmy@lexi.endicott@lilfaldy
- michelley_anneMissionary: I say, “Can you believe it?” … As we’re lyin’ on the couch …The moment, I can see it
Prospect: Yes, yes, I can see it now - k8_emorris“Say you’ll remember me
Standing in a nice (qnoor) dress, staring at the sunset babe” @lydiapearlmorris - naomilmorgan@celiarobbins ????????????????yes
- tricia.kwCleaning up after the deacon mutual: “This is Why we Can’t Have Nice Things”
- destineeneeWhen the bishop asks you to give a talk βI would very much like to be excluded from this narrative I never asked to be a part ofβ
- tricia.kwWhen the bishop asks to meet with you: “I Did Something Bad”
- k8_emorris“I know I’m gonna be with you
So I take my time” -swiping up on mutual and waiting for the match - michelley_anneYou can hear it in the silence, silence…You can feel it on the way home, way home – the Holy Ghost
- tricia.kw“Are we in the clear yet?” When you hear the bishopric is looking for someone to give a talk next week
- k8_emorris“Stealing hearts and running off and never saying sorry” -those Provo all stars
- k8_emorris“I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!” -family name card, one check for initiatory, second check for endowment @lydiapearlmorris - emilitaloo@aubelyn ?
- sfdragonfly?βSay youβll remember meβ? What we promise every time we hear the sacrament prayer and partake of the sacrament! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
- caitlynbuhlerβBut I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the timeβ βοΏ½ listening to the Holy Ghost @chelseasita ? - alyssa_ann_baileyβIοΈ knew you were trouble when you walked inβ says the nursery teacher to the toddler
- mcfly_2828@peartree007
- lizaafaith@myinstaham lol omg
- megan.peterson_“People throw rocks at things that shine” – The people of the restoration. And all of the plates, too! When something of infinite worth and goodness shows up, it is worth protecting.
- megan.peterson_@jordynpd93@brookenicolep@kimbop65
- karliezaugg“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” – Nephi to laman and lemuel
- shanaeburgin“I’ve got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane, but I’ve got a blank space baby… And I’ll write your name.” – My YSA self
- candazzleβI hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new.β Baptism ?
- alexa.staples“Ooo ooo he’s talking crazy. Ooo ooo dancing with me. Ooo ooo we could get married, have 10 kids and teach them how to dream.” Mormon couples after a couple weeks of dating.
- alexa.staples@brookilew
- carlybrecheisen@shylakunz yikes
- iamprincessariel143“Look what you made me do.” -Moses
- karliezaugg@zaugg.j
- iamprincessariel143@corrinnekeddington
- suzkvaughn1248hahaha
- brookejackman1@traciedaniel fav hahahaha ??
- k8_emorris“Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you’re in my head?” -Us during our night prayers
- brookejackman1@kierstenjrichardson ?? dead
- mrslilybeeWell you can take me down with just one single blow (tempting us with sin) (then we repent)
But you don’t know, what you don’t know… Someday I’ll be living in a big old city ( celestial kingdom)
And all you’re ever gonna be is mean
Someday I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me ( resurrected body)
And all you’re ever gonna be is mean and a liar, and pathetic. – this song towards Santan, all he ever will be is mean. We need to remember it when he knocks us down. Lol ? - k8_emorris“Nobody’s heard from me for months, I’m doing better then I ever was” -me on my mission in El Salvador
- mrslilybee@shaylaesperanza – you know you wanna play too!!!!
- mrslilybee@kandrews44
- k8_emorris“There’s glitter on the floor, after the party, girls carrying their shoes, down in the (foyer)” -the end of every stake dance because girls ever wear their shoes during them @lydiapearlmorris
- brooke_alldredge93“Why ya gotta be so mean, and a liar and pathetic and alone in life and MEAN!” What we need to tell Satan when he think he can sneak those evil self degrading thoughts into our brains. He tries to make us feel unworthy and well- he is just being MEAN!
- brookejackman1βBaby let the games beginβ -Every LDS couple on their wedding night
- latter_day_saint8“Your so gorgeous I can’t say anything to your face” when you finally find the right guy @bare_feet01
- eleahscMe after I go through the temple “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead” #newcovenantnewme
- eleahsc@adam_call_01
- eleahsc@allisonbarrett_
- eleahsc@elissacoral
- eleahsc@emstew16
- lindsey.jergyβIβm sorry the old Alma canβt come to the phone right now. Why? Oh cause he was visited by an angel. Also heβs deadβ
- lauren44moon“They say I did something bad, then why’s it feel so good?” -Eating breakfast on fast Sunday
- livie_1w@mallerydickson ??
- bryndi23βThis is why we canβt have nice things, Darling. Because you break them, I had to take them away.β -God to Adam and Eve when they partook of the fruit.
- ldsgirl923@vanessanelson
- bryndi23@shelbyjensen33
- bryndi23@shelbyjensen33
- marendawnβDarling Iβm your nightmare dressed like your daydream.β All the βperfectβ dresses that hit right at the garment line so every movement shows off the garments so you are constantly adjusting. ?
- kylie.b123Haha yes!
- l_schnelli@marissaschnell i HATE T Swift but you’d be the QUEEN of this. There are some funny ones and some painful ones hahaha
- yanisa.g“Say you’ll remember me… standing in a (white) dress, staring at the (temple) babe! Red lips and rosy cheeks… say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your, wildest dreams ahh ahhhh.” -Me remembering our sealing day ?
- yanisa.g@_melinamedina@sierrachamps@christicrane0@jeaninenicole26@hayleyskabelund@alina.b_94
- bevhoupt@eleahsc hahahahaah
- morgyjensenβThe best people in life are free.β- Missionary discussions ?? @logandiamond94
- samantha_fujisakaβAs far as Iβm concerned youβre just another city to burnβ – wicked cities in the Americas burning when Christ was crucified
- samantha_fujisaka@love_like_madi@beccalou12@loribrady22@fefifoanna
- aubreecoakleyYou go girl!! Love your humor!!! ?β€οΈ
- bagladyqueenIβm sorry, Mormon canβt come to the phone right now. Why? Cause heβs dead. -When people want to meet Mormon.
- mamalloyd4I am very disappointed in this post.
- deviolinistI have nothing to contribute but this is amazing ?
- tailer_aspen@sarrahpierce Friday night entertainment
- kierstenjrichardson@kierstenjrichardson oh i didnβt realize there was only one entry. This one doesnβt count @qnoor_templedress
- brookannh“Ooh, look what you made me do,” said Cain to Abel.
- qnoor_templedress@mamalloyd4 itβs all in good fun ? but IοΈ totally get that it may not be for everyone
- brookannh@dalalie8 I feel like you would be good at this!
- sarabethinreallife@qnoor_templedress I love this post! Why not have interaction with followers and have some giggles?! This should totally be a tradition!
- chimebaughWhatβs wrong with her wearing a pretty white dress? Itβs really ok!??
- tktabrizi@kenzymackay@cassiecrane okay I’m pretty sure you guys need to enter this. ?β€
- shalynrosedowellTrying to sneak out of church so that you donβt have to go to Sunday school or hiding from bishop so you donβt get asked to speak in sacrament: βare we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet, are we in the clear yet, are we in the clear yet, in the clear yet? GOOD!β @amandadfenn
- larsonkatyThe look on the compassionate service leader’s slightly desperate face when she passes the clipboard around RS looking for meals for new moms (or potluck signups or nursery substitutes or people to set up chairs… ) “cuz ive got a blank space, baby. And I’ll write your name.”
- larsonkatyHow was that, @celiarobbins ? π
- tdajohnsonβSay youβll remember me, standing in a white dress staring at the sunset babeβ ?
- lindslongmore@sallie.bergeson ahhh yes!! I love it!!! ?
- liahonagirl75“Braced myself for the goodbye,
‘Cause that’s all I’ve ever known
Then, you took me by surprise
You said, “I’ll never leave you alone” ~ every one of us when we sin, and Father’s response to us when we repent and turn back to Him! β₯ - justgetpampered@qnoor_templedress this is so fun! A lot of Mormons take them selves way too seriously! We are poking fun of the CULTURE not the GOSPEL!
- celiarobbins@larsonkaty yasssss!!!!
- celiarobbins@larsonkaty ???
- sorgheySister Swift’s new album is tight like unto a dish! Would totes be a TM (tender mercy) if it went gold like the gold plates. Think my fave song is “temple ready for it!”
- sorghey@camugles I know you can come up with one!?
- zoewandering@eleahsc girl yusss! ???
- camugles@sorghey your comment made me laugh sooooooo sooooooo HARRRRRD!!!!
- camugles@sorghey still laughing
- cadeswife@katrinalucy
- camuglesI said no one has to know what we doooo…in the temple.
- zoewanderingβNice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things. Magic, madness, heaven, sin.β -Satan in the Garden of Eden ?
- zoewandering@kat_buxton
- cassiecrane@tktabrizi Hahahaha! Oh my gosh. This is great ?
- chloe__hadley“They say I did something bad. But why’s it feel so good? Most fun I ever had” confessing to bishop
- chloe__hadley@kenna.juergens too inappropriate? ??ββοΈ
- qnoor_templedress@chloe__hadley still funny
- julineandmakeup?’And all my walls stood tall painted blue
But I’ll take ’em down, take ’em down and open up the door for you’? …Open the door Taylor and Let Christ in! “We need to purge our hearts and minds of feelings and thoughts of bitterness and let the light and the love of Christ enter in.” Dieter F. Uchtdorf - julineandmakeup@melissagriggs@miss51206@jmspackman@jannaegurr@hayliekrum@lisa.lisa.gwen
- alpalsmitty18βSee the lights, see the party, the ballgownsβ -Laman and Lemuel to the great and spacious building
- whatthekatieβYou asked me for a place to sleep, locked me out, and threw a feast (what?)β -5 foolish virgins
- aubreylynneaThis is hilarious!
- aubreylynnea@mrs__nicholson this is funny
- aubreylynnea“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22… it feels like one of those nights, we won’t be sleeping” because instead of partying it up like a t-swift 22 year old we already have 1 kid keeping us up at night, maybe 2 ?
- aubreylynnea@aubreylynnea I should’ve included more… “it’s miserable and magical, oh yeah”
- blyssaCan I submit a music video (parody) idea for my submission? “Bad Blood” describing the slow distance of Nephi vs. Laman and Lemuel, starting with them beating him and continuing through… The entire Book of Mormon. DMing the meme version.
- blyssa@h_eaton this is so good. I want to do like ten thousand submissions, but I’m geeking out about a parody. Maybe even working on it this weekend…
- h_eaton@blyssa Yasssss
- kyrstiegillie“I knew you were trouble when you walked in” every parent when their kid gets brought to them out of nursery ??ββοΈ
- chanimarta“It’s been a while since I have even heard from you” -Mosiah 7. King Mosiah sent Ammon and some other guys to go look for the people who had left with Zenif? Ammon found the people of Limhi.
- randii_shea_foster@blakeyandthecrew ???
- jenny.reiner“We never go out of style” (wearing jumpsuits at your baptism)
- _kristinhale_“Are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods” -lehis family wandering the wilderness
- hdangle1But she wears short skirts
I wear βlong-skirtsβ
She’s cheer captain
And I’m in the choir
Dreaming about the day when I wake up and find that weβve been married in the temple
That what weβre together for all time. - hdangle1@oklamama
- _kristinhale_“they are the hunters we are the foxes and we run” – the pioneers
- paigeppark@liahonagirl75 best one β€οΈ
- marquelm“This is me swallowing my pride saying I’m sorry for that night” Laman and Lemuel for the 91687th time
- sydneystickerbush@shelbylinhancock and @benjaminjamesjenks you guys would rock this- tag me when you come up with one
- hjensen202we are forever ever ever getting sealed together!
- cami_etc“Now we’ve got problems
And I don’t think we can solve ’em
You made a really deep cut
And baby, now we’ve got BAD BLOOD, hey” I picture this song playing during a slow motion action scene of the war in heaven ? @layniecrystal@niccolec@ray_rusty - 2jbarnes“I don’t like your little games
Don’t like your tilted stage
The role you made me play
Of the fool, no, I don’t like you
I don’t like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
Isn’t cool, no, I don’t like you”… I can imagine a church video saying that to Satan - paigepparkβYou drive me crazy half the time, the other half iβm only trying to let you know that what i feel is trueβ Nephi to Laman and Lemuel basically all the time ?
- bethanne2299βI donβt trust nobody and nobody trust meβ -that tinder life
- paigeppark@paigeppark@rachell_pratt
- janet__strongβKnew he was a RM first time that I saw him. Wonder how many people he had taught and left baptized. But if heβs released then I can be his wife and have eternal life…life…some boys are tryin too hard, He just loves the Lord, though. Reads his scriptures daily, Moses, Abraham, Habakkuk. I see nothing better, I keep him forever, like a covenant-ant. I-I-I see how this is gonna go. Love me and youβll never be alone. Your wife I wanna be, and thatβs all I know. Everyone will know. In the middle of the night in my dreams, you should see the kids weβll have, baby. In the middle of the night, in my dreams, I know Iβm gonna be with you so letβs go talk to our Bishop. Are you ready for it?β
- janet__strong@abba.whale@jaana_1996@haleymanwaring
- lowgarnettβ It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnightβ Sunday nights in provo
- lowgarnett@bectaylor27@michaelaleblanc this is weird but funny and also donβt judge @madisonahlstrom@ahoymadyp
- ahoymadyp@lowgarnett haha these are funny to read! not judging.. except I didnβt even know there was a new album until yesterday
- carmenalineThese are hilarious!!! ???
- sarah.degraw.clark@itslauradegraw@ktash16 Iβm not clever enough for this but these comments ???
- bethanyearl10And now I know why the all the trees change in the fall (when we have faith god blesses us with knowledge of his mysteries)
I know you were on my side
Even when I was wrong (no matter what our mistakes are, he still loves us and wants us to come unto him)
And I love you for giving me your eyes
Staying back and watching me shine (gratitude for giving us our life and our free agency to make choices that will lead us back to his presence) - somethinglikeoliviaaaTake a deep breath as you walk in the front doors, itβs the morning of your very first day (of seminary)
- somethinglikeoliviaaaDear Johnβwriting that missionary goodbye
- somethinglikeoliviaaaDear Johnβwriting that missionary goodbye
- somethinglikeoliviaaaYeah, weβre happy free confused and lonely in the best wayβthe singles ward
- veroliv28@somethinglikeoliviaaa ??????????
- somethinglikeoliviaaa@veroliv28
- somethinglikeoliviaaaI remember it all, all, all…too well (priests listen to teachers stumble over the sacrament prayer)
- krystingirl94βBe that girl for a month, wait the worst is yet to come, oh noβ -Girls who let themselves go once married
- marinaraejackson@brightontaylor
- kayleighdeleenhill@sheridan_scho read all these ?
- sheridan_scho@kayleighdeleenhill I am DEAD
- sheridan_scho@kayleighdeleenhill this is incredible
- amandadfenn@shalynrosedowell hahahaha this is pure gold. Hope you win!
- knotandthread@samy.kemp you have to do this… you will probably win! β₯οΈ
- alicia_caseI’m laughing so hard! Love this
- stewcrewmomma???Surprised this giveaway hasnβt broken Instagram yet!
- belleandwhistle@brilamkin this is a hoot!
- maddymevans“but with the three of us, honey, it’s a sideshow” any missionary trio companionship on someone’s door or… anywhere ????
- samy.kemp@knotandthread I love you and your confidences in me! Iβm gonna have to pray about this…
- knotandthread@samy.kemp I love you! β₯οΈ
- samy.kemp@knotandthread I love you!!!
- qnoor_templedress@maddymevans so true!!!!
- maggiedancerβWelcome to girls camp, itβs been waiting for you! …when we first dropped our bags on those tent floors took our scriptures out and our camp manuals, everyone was someone else before but you can talk all you want about boys and boys and boys and boys!β (A Mormon parody of Welcome to New York) I wrote this for girls camp!
- maggiedancer@call.janis@simplymakenzieann@simplywwinter@keri_ropes
- maggiedancerAye new scriptures, suit and tie I can read you like a magazine. ainβt it funny rumors fly and I know you heard about me so hey, letβs be friends. Iβm dying to see how this one ends. grab your recommend and my hand. I can make the bad guys good for a session. (Typical date night in Provo) ?
- lisatheiaIt feels like a perfect night to go to mutual,
And do some service uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night to fast at midnight
To fall in love with RMs uh uh uh uh
βYeaβ
Weβre faithful, chaste, and holy at the same time
Itβs emotional and spiritual oh βyeaβ
Tonightβs the night we donβt forget about our modesty uh ohI donβt know about you, but Iβm feeling Nephi 22,
Everything will be alright, as long we trust in You-u.
You donβt know about church, but IοΈ bet you want to-o?
Everything will be alright, if we just keep holding to the iron roooooodIt seems like one of those lessons,
This place is too crowded, too many comments uh uh, uh uh
It seems like one of those enrichments
We ditch the whole scene and end up making cookies instead of cross-stitch,
βYeaβ
Weβre faithful, chaste, and holy at the same time
Itβs emotional and spiritual oh yeah
Tonightβs the night we forget about our missionaries, itβs time, uh ohIοΈ donβt know about you, but Iβm feeling Nephi 22,
Everything will be alright, as long we trust in You-u.
You donβt know about church, but I bet you want to-o?
Everything will be alright, if we just hold to the iron rooooood @kayanaharman - lisatheia@kayanaharman dang it, I keep trying to fix the autocorrect of the βA ?β Do you see that?? So frustrating hahahaha
- lisatheiaIt feels like I donβt know how to use Instagram @ashliereader
- sausharichardsβAll you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life and mean, and mean, and mean, and mean.β Every time Satan comes knocking.
- rae_d_bomb“Hey [Brother] Stephen, I know I saw a light in you.”
- rae_d_bomb“You don’t have to call, anymore, I won’t pick up the phone, this is the last straw, [please don’t visit me anymore]” -said to visiting teacher
- beeforevaI have a “Blank SPACE” in my brain and I begin to feel the pain when I’m asked by my Bishop some-thing I know that I shhhhhould know….oh oh! “Blank Space!”
- emilysheffsmithfaith without works canβt come to the phone right now. why? because itβs dead!
- 2jbarnesDear John, “We are never ever ever getting back together, weE are never ever ever…… Getting back together!’
- tarimenariAre we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? #youngwomenscamp#hikingfordays
- tarimenari@shannon_stapley
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